oh brother

the thing with the watch and the receipt and the choking people with a cue stick, YAAAAAWN. how predictable is that? it's like, you see them playing pool at the beginning of the scene, and you immediately know that someone is going to choke someone else with the cue.

the porn identity

hh picks a nit about the fact that the bourne identity came out about twenty years after the porn identity was supposed to have. as i was watching the show, i assumed that because tv never lies there must be a good explanation for the goof. the best i can come up with is this, which is not as satisfying as i'd like. is there some reference that i'm missing? help me out here, i'm barely literate.

also, at the end of last week's episode, i amused myself by imagining what would happen if you really set fire to a wooden structure in the shape of that horse. i think the base would give out first, and the flaming horse's head would fall from the sky, possibly on a human pyramid or a marching band or whatever was there. it would make a great faux "next week, on the oc" segment, in the spirit of arrested development.

the porn identity!

What I would give to see Julie Cooper porn. "I think I'm a virgin..." Classic. Julie seems to have softened somewhat; perhaps it's to make her more sympathetic. I still, however, love her.

Ryan and Marissa need to not get back together. I do like Marissa's new hair though.

Sandy has found his way back to my good graces. LOVE HIM!

"Why do you think I would know how to pick a lock?" Oh, Chino, so nice to see the wife beaters back.

questions/observations during the week off

1. Why can't I spell "Marissa" correctly? I never spell it the same way.

2. Is next week really going to be the "greatest O.C. ever?"

3. Should we be that excited that Billy "Once and Again" Campbell is on the show?

4. Why do I care so damn much?

5. TVD, I think we should finally have our O.C. party Thursday.